Monday, March 23, 2009

Sprays: A Collection of Verbal Touch-ups

HG Nelson, Pan Macmillan Australia Pty Ltd, 2008
Speeches made by HG Nelson on various topics including; fashion, racing, Lachlan Murdoch's bucks night, debates about blokes being duds, and a keynote address at a local government seminar. The jokes are all sport talk, which really appeal to me for no obvious reason. The local government theme is called
Firecrackers, home slaughtering and sprinklers on Australia Day are the real stumpers confronting local government as they plough through a heady agenda of community renewal and sustainability. (How did he guess?)

So if you dud out tonight and ...leave a loser, pop into the room of mirrors when you get home and have a bloody good hard look at yourself. When you find the door handle and emerge tomorrow around 7am, be prepared to put in and become a local government winner next year. p98

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